It was a relief to discover that I’m not a poor man’s Bruce Willis after all. Rob was less than kind in confirming this though, and now he’s got his brutal colleague Andy calling me the GI Jane of advertising. It’s enough to make me take another blogging holiday. But I’ll just quietly plot revenge instead.
As it happens, things will be a bit quiet around here for a few days anyway. There’s just too much to do.
Oh My God … Andy has made you have a rest? A creative actually making something happen other than just create pretty pictures and fancy words?
I don’t know whether to be impressed or appauled but as it means you having ANOTHER BLOG REST, I am pissy!
Come on man, you’re a NORTHERN BLOKE, things like that shouldn’t stop you, infact you should eat a black pudding, a pound of spuds, half a pint of ‘mild’ then give the fat bastard a right good pounding.
[Though I wouldn’t reccomend the last bit – if only because he lives in America where they sue donut places for not putting enough raisins in their ‘MegaRaisinNut’]
I will call Andy up right now and abuse him on your/Lauren [who is particulary upset] and my behalf – but as he left Chris De Burgh messages all night on my voicemail, I don’t think it’ll do too much good. He’s as immune from insults as George W. Bum.
Come back soon – we all need you, especially anyone who wants to be a planner because your posts on this matter are some of the best I’ve ever read – and trust me, I’ve read alot.
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Abuse Andy all you like, but I’m not going away.
It’s probably another badly written post, but I just can’t do much this week.
You’re very nice though;-)
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…and it takes more than an overweight creative to wind me up.
Freddie Mercury on the other hand…
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pull yourself together sergant.
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