1. I can go into Marks and Spencers and consider buying stuff that isn't food
  2. Some of the 'retro' fashions are stuff I still wear from last time around
  3. I approach a night in, all by myself, with glee
  4. I spend more on food than I do on alcohol
  5. I prefer to read a physical newspaper
  6. I refuse to see the point of Lady GaGa
  7. I don't have the time for a hangover on a weekend
  8. I haven't slept in past 8am for 2 years
  9. My nephews talk about 'the 80's' like I once talked about the '60's'
  10. I realise that many of the things my parents said were actually right
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