• The easiest of recipes. It’s better than anything you’ll get out of a tin that needs heating up. Fresher, zingier and just more REAL. You need:

    Two tins of good quality chopped tomato (no additives please, organic if you can)

    A handful of fresh, chopped basil

    Juicy clove of garlic, crushed (if you can find smoked garlic than even better)

    Put the chopped tomato in a blender and whiz until smooth. Put in a pan with the crushed garlic and half the basil. Heat it gently until it comes to the boil, then throw in the rest of the basil. Done. Serves two.

    It’s great with some parmesan grated into it, or even a dollop of creme fraiche. DON’T put the creme fraiche in while it’s bubbling it will curdle and go manky. Just turn it off the heat and wait a couple of secs for the boiling to stop – and stir hard and well.

    If you’re feeling racy, you could roast a big punnet of fresh beef tomato chopped into quarters. Just sprinkle it with olive oil and roast at 180% for 20 minutes, or until the edges start to go black. Blend the whole lot. This gives a much deeper flavour, and will have far more nutrients. It just means you have to spend more money and you’ve a roasting tin to wash.

  • Rob’s posted a couple of related things today.  The first is about Lauren’s frustration with not fitting into a pre-judged opinion of what she should like. The second one is about knowing when to give up.

    Rejection is a fact of life, I hurts, it’s not fair, but it happens. This week I got some (what I thought was) great thinking rejected. It was backed up by solid evidence, the insight was stinging, but, as is their right, it didn’t chime with their personal opinion so that was that. It’s maddening, frustrating, unfair and, well……

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    But it’s part of being a planner and it’s part of life. You’ll probably go through at least two agencies before you find one that fits. Creatives will refuse to have anything to do with some of you’re briefs, just because they can. And a good chunk of your best thinking will never be used. That’s why I get nervous about criticising other agency’s work, since what runs isn’t their decision alone.

    So what do you do when it happens? Do you sulk and take your bat home? Do you curl into a ball and moan at the unfairness of this cruel world? Do you give up and look for another profession? No you bloody do not. You pick yourself up, be thankful you now know what you have to do to turn it around (find a new idea that will work for someone’s opinion in my case this week) and do something even better.

    Never stop, enjoy the battle, relish the challenge. The end is never as much fun as the start.

    That’s a very Northern view of things of course,  but Yorkshire Grit can be very useful sometimes.

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  • I bought the Mail on Sunday on, well, Sunday. This was due to Prince’s controversial deal with them, not some new political allegiance, or predilection for ‘blue rinse’ and wistfulness for the Empire.

    I did fleetingly enjoy reading something I disagreed with though. I’m a Guardian/Observer type and while it’s a useful way to get more stuff that’s braodly in line with my views and interests, it’s dangerous only being exposed to stuff that always agrees with you.

    Which brings me neatly to Web 2.0 and Long Tail Niche-ness. It’s lovely to be able to edit your content and choose what information to get, and how to get it. But I wonder if there’s a danger in losing the chance to ever be proven wrong, learn new views or even just get out of your comfort zone. Tribes and personal identity are great, but doesn’t that need to be enriched by debate and experience?

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    Sometimes you just need to be told you’re being daft, you’re ill informed or just have your horizons broadened. I doubt that comes from more of the same.

  • The ever-wise Scamp hosted a great conversation about Richard Dawkin’s God Delusion recently. There’s some interesting stuff, but I just wanted to add something here which takes it somewhere else.

    For the record, while I think he brilliantly argues for the improbability of a creator that made everything just for us, and the detail he goes into on Darwinism torpedoes ‘Grand Design’, there is a weakness in his central argument of there being little chance of any form of creation at all. And it’s all to do with his brilliant final chapter and how small our frame of reference is.

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    This final section is one of the most inspiring reads I’ve had in a while. He deals with how science can replace the way religion can provide comfort and inspiration.

    We all have a narrow point of view thanks to evolution. We are not equipped to see the very small or the very large. Surface tension on water is irrelevant to us, but massive for a pond skating insect. All matter is mostly empty space, but you cannot see it until you live at the atomic level. A gnat can dodge raindrops with ease, much in the same way as we can dodge cars when we cross the road. We can’t.

    But science is opening up our bandwidth. It’s giving us new possibilities…… and new questions.

    Using light other than ultraviolet allows us to see amazing patterns on flowers, we can see long dead stars too. We’re puzzling with the fact that most matter in the universe is invisible and un-detectable.

    The world becomes strange and bent when you travel near to the speed of light, time itself alters from your perspective. Hard to get your head around.

    Most strangely, when we study the very small, we have to use quantum mechanics, which suggests that the only way we can think of very small things is to assume they are in lots of different places at the same time. It doesn’t make sense to us at all, our minds are not equipped to deal with it……..yet. But it throws up the possibility of multiple universes where every possible event has happened and will happen. Very, very weird.

    There is so much we’re not evolved to understand. So much possibility. How life affirming is that? You don’t need to make up God that made you specially, but doesn’t our lack of comprehension suggest that we can’t even be sure we’re not existing in piece of dust on someone’s mobile phone?

    There’s so much to discover, so much we don’t know and so much we WON’T until our minds evolve to get a new frame of reference. That’s so beautiful, the thought of all those amazing possibilities. Makes me feel faint.

    BUT if our frame of reference is that narrow, if we don’t understand the very small, and we cannot even see, or locate, most of the matter in the universe, how can we claim to have proved logically, or statistically that something hasn’t made it all? We have no concept of scale apart from our own.

    Like I said, this isn’t an argument for and against religion. It’s a someone dazzled by the amazing things we’ve yet to even begin to comprehend.

  • Right we’re on. Rob’s truly excellent project is over, so now it’s the turn of The North for a month on Russell’s School of the Web. And it’s all about rigour.

    I’m keen on basics, and you don’t get more basic than working out what you’re objective is.

    HOLD ON! Before you go beg Russell to start doing the APSOTW again, consider this. I don’t mean ‘sell more’, or ‘encourage footfall’, I mean a brilliant, insightful observation about what your campaign needs to do. Let me explain.

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    Your objective is NEVER, EVER, to simply sell more, or get them to contact you.  It’s to use your communication to change opinions, behavior or LACK of knowledge. IT’S TO REMOVE THE BARRIERS to them doing what you want.

    In essence, you need to get to the nub of what’s stopping people doing what you want, and what will make them change their behaviour.

    Here’s a brilliant example from Pot Noodle. Research found it had two competitive strengths:

    It was an all consuming eat.

    It made no pretense to be anything other than artificial.

    This was why core users loved the brand. But this was a weakness for lapsing users who saw Pot Noodle as trashy experience that left them with a feeling of dirtiness and guilt. They were at a stage in their life when they wanted to be a bit grown up. BUT HOLD ON! They weren’t entirely ready for this grown up world! They still craved aspects of their old lifestyle, and occasionally lapsed, you know….. nights out on the piss, the odd snog or a kebab. Now and again, they gave into their baser urges. Like Pot Noodle.

    They still wanted to give into the urge to indulge in their dirty secret now and again. The communication needed to give them permission. So the objective became, "Reframe Pot Noodle users from sad losers to people with an understandable weakness’. You really don’t need much more of a brief when you have a brilliant objective like that. Here’s the result.

    Or take the Flowers and Plants Association who needed to persuade women that men were too hopeless to buy them flowers, so they should buy their own instead of waiting.

    Then there’s maybe THE example. The incomparable John Steel found that Porsche had an image problem. People thought Porsche drivers we’re ‘assholes’ who were too into image and conspicuous consumption. Yet when you get behind the wheel of Porsche you love the way it FEELS. So his task was to make people feel okay about owning a Porsche by casting them as driving enthusiasts.

    Okay, you get the picture. The challenge is about DFS. Everyone takes the piss out of DFS’ communications, so here’s your chance to set that right.

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    You work on DFS, the biggest sofa retailer in the UK. Historically, they’ve focused all their marketing on discounts and sales, rather than any brand story, or product story for that matter. All the stuff you can read about here, never goes into any other medium. Should it? Especially when they have this (made up by the way!) business problem……..

    They’re a bit worried that generalist retailers like Tesco (a supermarket) and Argos (a catalogues and website that sells pretty much anything!) are selling pretty good sofas at cheaper prices. Are they going to nick some share? You can take their sofas homes right away, they LOOK pretty good, while DFS make their stuff to order – which means at least 8 weeks to wait. Why would someone wait when they can have something that looks good now?

    SO.

    I want you to write a sparkling, inspiring objective for what DFS will do next with their communications to defend from these generalists. I want you to isolate the specific problem, and how communications will solve this. Your equivalent of ‘We need to make people think Porsche is for driving enthusiasts, instead of assholes with more money than sense’, NOT sell more more Porsche cars.

    You can either do it as the ‘What do we need to achieve part of the creative brief, or do it in no more than 5 powerpoint slides. Creatives want a springboard – what will inspire them to reach for the layout pad and be able to start scribbling before they’ve even finished reading?

    There isn’t much data apart from from that DFS web page on purpose. What can you dig out of all that information sloshing around the web to create a powerful idea? Here’s one clue, someone once said to me that when you’re going to promote an object, it’s useful to think about how it fits in with people’s lives. Another said look at the object, then look at it’s context. I want you to find a CONTEXT. I mentioned here that great strategies usually draw a connection between two things already in people’s heads that was not there before. What new connection can you find?

    What about the dynamics of the category? DFS is the number one SOFA retailer, but the attacking generalists are far, far bigger and sell lots of different stuff. Should DFS act like a big number one? Should it act like challenger? What does it do what the bigger generalists cannot?

    In the end, it must be true of what DFS does, and answer the business problem of defending against the generalist retailers.

    And we’re not in the dark ages. Don’t assume you’re planning for an ad campaign, or any specific medium or discipline. You’re setting a task for finding an idea. You need to know that an ad creative, designer or anyone else for that matter can work to your objective – including media planners.

    Please email me any questions. Deadline is 11.59pm (GMT) 6th August, entries by email only.

    Only Microsoft word or powerpoint will be accepted. You’ll get feedback from me, and also from a creative, that man being Stuart.

    And make sure you give it the overnight test. Don’t fall in love with your first idea – precis, edit, distill. You’ll be judged on your thinking first, but your delivery will be taken into account too! Take the time to write less.

    There is a small prize for the winner. Being a bloody minded, and tight fisted Yorkshireman, it will be cheap, practical and useful.

    Good luck!

  • Just wanted to give a heartfelt thanks to the people that helped out with my earlier cry for help.100_2650

    Thanks to Marcus and Will. Thanks to Gemma for leading me to this post from Neil Perkin, which I think is pretty much required reading.

    Particalar thanks go to James from the ever brilliant Future Foundation. You won’t get better cultural insights and if you’re not on their newsletter list yet, you should be.

  • 1.                                       Here’s some advice on something I actually know something about. Hope it helps.

                                                          

                                                                Do swim frequently

    If you don’t average about three swims a week you’ll lose your feel for the water – and that’s the thing that matters most, your technique will begin to deteriorate. No feel, no technique, no speed. If you look at some of the thrashing whales in your local pool, and compare the smaller, smoother ones swimming past them you’ll know what I mean. Swimmers seem to do better when they swim more frequently, instead of a few longer workouts each week. A few short workout are always better.

    Do swim with good technique


    Maintain the best possible technique at all speeds during a workout. If you try to go fast with bad technique, you are wasting energy. If you can teach yourself to go fast WHILE USING good technique, you’ll make bigger gains. It’s a bit like hitting a tennis ball as hard as you can and it never going in.

    Do drills as part of every swimming workout


    Early in your workout, in the middle of your workout, or at the end of your workout (or any combination of the three!) do some specific technique work to improve your skills. There are tons to do, just google swimming drills.

    Do challenging workouts


    One or two times a week (depending upon how frequently you swim) do part of your workout with oomph – push it. If all of your workouts are focused on technique, your technique will improve, but you won’t be able to go fast – if you try and speed up, your technique will go all over the place. Mix some hard stuff with technique work, let your body teach itself how to be graceful at speed.

    Do easy workouts


    There’s no reason to kill yourself unless you want to compete. There’s no reason to do more than one or two tough workout sets a week, as long as you do one or two easier workouts, too. Work hard on the hard things, and easy on the easy things, and each kind of work will give better results.

    Do streamlines


    It might be a start, a push-off, or the stroke itself, but you should always do things the same way – streamline, make yourself as thin in the water, as aerodynamic as possible. Quite simply, the less of you for the water to hold back, the quicker you’ll move through it.

                            

                                            Do leave the wall the same way every time


    If you’re bothered about racing, always push off the walls the way you would if you were coming out of a turn.. Most races have more turns than starts, and getting some extra practice with any part of a turn is a bonus.

    8                                         Do wear a swimsuit made for competitive swimming


    This doesn’t mean spend £300 on the latest and greatest high-tech slicker than skin piece of swim wear, or embarrasing skin tight Wham swimming trunks. It does mean don’t wear baggy beach shorts if you are trying to improve your style or learn how to hold technique when going faster. That’s more resistance against the water, which messes up timing and technique. You don’t want that.

    Do ask someone to watch you swim


    Better yet, get someone to video you. Getting some eyes to watch what you do is great for highlighting a problem with your technique you may have not noticed yet.

    Use flippers occasionally


    Among other benefits, swim fins or flippers can help a better body position and you will learn what that position feels like while you’re moving. Then, when the flippers are off, you can try to recreate that position by feel, since you will already have a better idea what it will feel like when you get there. And if you care about a toned bum, the extra resistance a flipper creates will give you that too. That goes for hand paddles as well.

  • Anyone got any evidence that proves or disproves that people HAVE or THINK they have a problem with the amount of time they have and the explosion of choices they’re faced with everyday?

    Ta Mucho

  • Famous Rob’s post on Live Earth reminded me of something I was pondering yesterday. I’ve been slightly confused about HOW much the average Joe in the UK really cares about environmental issues.

    Not least since a recent poll suggests that most of Britons believe the scientific community of still debating the role of humans in our warming planet. And the hitherto non-existent coverage in the Red Top tabloids.

    Then yesterday, the News of the World devotes it’s colour supplement to Live Earth. Has the reader led the paper or is it the other way around? Either way it seems significant.

    And does it matter if Maddona and co are doing the opposite of what they’re saying (private jets and stuff) if flawed celebrity is the only way to get issues into the true mainstream? Well, what do you think?