• If anything sums up the English, it's social awkwardness. We're useless at relation or communicating with others. It's normal here to never talk to strangers in queue or on a bus – it's a social no no, mostly because we just don't know how to do it.

    Here we don't complain loudly, there is just the subtle 'tutting' when someone jumps the queue. We rarely complain in restaurants that don't serve us well and we often still tip, promising ourselves we will simply never go back.

    Neighbours tend to be people who just live next door, we don't know them very well but say hello to them everday. Redundancies, illness and other significant stuff will be a complete secret. We are open, welcoming and tactile with our pets, but rarely other human beings.

    So we're incredibly private and guarded. So much of how we communicate is built on irony, chronic false modesty and should rarely be taken at face value. We hate earnestness and pomposity and love to cut people down to size, because if there's one thing we hate more than earnestness, it's boasting and showing off.

    No wonder ironic, subtle, self deprecating  advertising is so succesful and so loved by English people. Little mystery then why we tend to hate boastful, earnest and, dare I say it, American advertising.

    Every country will have their own social and cultural patterns that will dictate how they respond to popular culture of which advertising is a facet., and something that rarely comes up in the kind of focus groups global (or local!) companies use to help develop strategy and creative development. But if you're developing any kind of multi-national campaign, you need to take this into account.

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    Since one or two people interested in School of the Web project might be coming here for the first time, I thought it might be worth pointing to some older 'planning basics' posts.

    It struck me that they were posted when the aspiring and junior planners who might have found them useful are now probably senior planners. Time flies etc. Hopefully they're useful to 'new' generation'.

    Or maybe they're outdated and of no interest at all.

    Oh well, just in case:

    Here's How to Find a Strategy

    Here's Working With Suits

    What is Planning

    Brands

    Quant 1

    Quant 2

    Research and the planning cycle

    Using research to write a great brief

    Research and creative work 1 and 2

    Positioning

     

  • Alledgedly planners are the 'voice of the consumer', 'the voice of objectivity' and many other well-worn monickers. You know, the saintly, pure, unflinching voice of logic and reason. Only planners can tame the rampant, red in tooth and claw nature of the creatives, or the 'how high Sir' tendency of suits – all by our admirable devotion to truth, justice and the strategic way.

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    But dark planners know different. They know that truth and justice is too much like hard work. Few planners are allowed into the secret society of Dark Planners and learn the naughty tricks that have been secretly passed down through generations. But, risking the wrath of this secretive, but powerful society, here are the easiest 5.

    1. Know some core pithy, de rigeur phrases and deploy carefully. Rather than having to 'know stuff' just bamboozle clients and colleagues alike with bollocks planning speak that sounds really clever but means very little. For example, blah blah blah, 'WE NEED AN IDEA WE CAN ADVERTISE, RATHER THAN AN ADVERTISING IDEA', blah blah blah, 'THIS IS A GENUINE TRANS MEDIA IDEA', blah blah blah, 'WE SHOULD SET UP AN SCRM CO-CREATION PANEL THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA' blah blah blah blah, 'WE PROPOSE INSPECTING THE CULTURE BEFORE CORE COMPETENCIES'

    2. Make friends with research Most researchers spend their lonely evenings in viewing facilities in Slough or Derby. Extend the hand of friendship and they'll welcome it with tearful joy. Buy them a coffee, compliment their choice of attire they'll be only too willing to 'collaborate' on the finding and recommendations.

    3. Monkey with the animatic Pre-testing is dull and promotes dullness. Collaborate with the producer to get cunningly boost the sound levels for brand name mentions and core messaging.

    4. Always start with your conclusion, then make the evidence mind shatteringly dull. You want everyone to think you take small, careful baby steps towards a rigourous, well rounded strategic gem of a conclusion. But life can be too short. Sometimes you just know it's right, and have better things to do than reassure the bean counters. So start with you shiny conscusion and make it jaw droppingly gripping, pretty and inspiring. Then take them through the flimsy, hastilly gathered evidence that you've put into the dullest. most impemetrable chart you could find

    5. Insert a glaring mistake into everything All creatives ignore the brief if it's perfect. Why? They want to have thought of everything themselves. So insert one or two fatal flaws, let them correct you and they'll work from the brief with the gusto of Charlie Sheen in a buy one get one free brothel. Client's are no different, they want to think they've made the big strategic breakthrough. So make sure you present something crushingly, obviously wrong and let them correct you. They'll naturally assume they've saved the day and rewritten the marketing paradigm and sign off the strategy with said Charlie Sheen enthusiasm. In other words, don't waste valueable time and energy crafting perfection, take the easy route with craft imperfection.

  • There's this cliche that the role of planning is to be the voice of objectivity in the development of campaigns. But that's nonsense really, there isn't really any proper objectivity, just better informed points of view.

    Mostly in the business we're in, it's not even that. It's dominant ideas and received wisdom. But that's good. Dominant ideas are there to be exploded. Take Galileo's exploding the idea of the earth at the centre of the universe, there are plenty of dominant ideas to crush in the world of brands. It's built on false assumptions and prejuduce.  

    I'm coming round to the view that this is what my job is about. Exposing the prejuduce and failings, starting with my own, to get better points of view. Looking for dominant ideas to crush.

     From how we actually go about developing ideas to changing people's minds about whatever culture exists around a brand, product or category.

     

  • So I was working in Singapore last week. Quite a change from the week in Whitby that preceeded it.

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    This car thought it was a swan.

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    Anyway, very impressed with the tea in Heathrow.

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    I got lots done, but still managed to get a couple of beers with Freddie.

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    Two beers wasn't nearly enough time, Fred was great company. Amidst discussing fatherhood (including one of my first public pronouncements that we're expecting another child – me and Mrs Northern I mean, not Freddie and I), what it's like to work for Nigel Bogle and the joys of TBWA, Fred was really nice about me getting totally and having to come get me.

    A pleasure.

    Being a foodie, I took full advantage of the cuisine.

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    But after all that, I couldn't wait to get home to a proper cup of tea, my long suffering wife and my slightly deranged little boy. 

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    Last minute trip to SIngapore. Sorry, see you next week