NORTHERN PLANNER

Round 1 of Smiths V Boney M is neck and neck. After a surge for the Smiths, the optimists have gained ground.

You know what you must do. And don’t forget, a vote for Boney M is a vote for everything Simon Cowell stands for. Vote Smiths, vote now.

And even if you want to vote Boney M, abstain, I’m having a terrible time right now, be kind.