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    I’ve been meaning o post about Sainsburys for ages. I don’t usually do reviews of other people’s work since others do it so much better, but this one’s worth it. It’s great thinking that starts framing a brilliant strategic objective that fed right back  into the commercial hardline. Don’t get me wrong, I really admire stuff like Cadburys but I get a little perturbed at the industry masturbating over stuff like that and overlooking great thinking like this. It deservedly won the APG Grand Prix, but is dismissed by many as it’s not creatively ground breaking. And quite right – it’s there to work bloody hard.

    Before I explain a bit more, cast your mind back to the time Sainsburys was on its knees. It was in danger of not just falling behind Tesco and Asda, but the bastard love child of the Morrisons/Safeway merger too. I was doing APG courses at the same, and a couple of tasks were to do with ‘How would you turn around Sainsburys’?

    Now lots of wise planners shook their fists at AMV and berated them for not going back to it’s core ‘food hero’ role. That’s what the brand meant to people didn’t it? That’s all you have to do surely?

    No! Sainsburys was in a bad way. There was no point pushing shiny foodie ads when they couldn’t even get the right things on the shelves. Sainsburys customers are fiercely low – they WANT Sainsburys to be good. They were being very patient, but any sign that the retailer was taking its eye off getting the fundamentals right would have resulted in them leaving. No one is that forgiving.

    Once they has their house in order, it was time to start again. NOW. Once their was a good product to talk about. But just reinforcing the ‘food hero’ positioning wouldn’t be enough. The city was demanding a steep rise in profits. The work would have to be commercial like nothing else.

    And so we get to the best piece of thinking I’ve seen in an age. They needed to jumpstart a process that would increase profits by about two and half billion over two years. That’s huge. It’s bigger than the value of most brands you will ever work on. And this is what they did.

    They started working out what that really meant. And they found that they didn’t need to attract new customers, they needed to get more out of the ones they had. About £1.50 per visit. That’s not that much, that’s not too scary, that feels do-able. And you know what, they just about did it. The next piece of thinking is really nice, but this piece of pure commercial reasoning takes my breath away. It’s a brilliant re-framing of the objective. It’s a credible goal everyone can work to. Creatives, the Sainsbury board, every member of staff.

    Then came the blindingly brilliant statement of the obvious. People sleep shop in supermarkets. They walk around in a bit of a trance. A trance they had to break. And here comes the foodie bit. Back in the 80’s those menu ads were fine – people needed to be taught how to cook good food. Now we have a more more advanced culture. Foodies are always on the lookout for new ideas. They need to feel like they’re constantly moving forward and trying new things. That’s a lot of pressure.

    Look at the mountains of un-opened cookbooks in friend’s houses for evidence. Sainsburys, the mid-market food mecca could encourage people spending a little more by giving them failsafe tips. It’s right at the heart of the emotional logic of the brand, it’s so coldly commercial it makes your eyes bleed, and it lends itself to whatever media and promotions you want. And it’s a role the newly acceptable Jamie Oliver could lead with real credibility.

    So there you have it. Hat’s off to AMV. Well played for knowing when to unleash the brand, for knowing that brilliant advertising can be brilliant by being useful rather than entertaining, it should be inextricably linked with a commercial objective – and doesn’t need to be a gold to be something we should all admire through gritted, envious teeth.

  • So I’m changing jobs. After four and a half years I’m leaving here and joining here. There will be a bit more commuting, but they make tea really well …..and I think it means I’ll be a Disruptor, which makes it sound like my job is being a Star Trek weapon.

    I know for sure I’ll be in the same network as Fred. He’s changing jobs too and has written a thoughtful post on the subject here.

    While I’ve been here :

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    I Worked with Elton John’s less famous brother.

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    Convinced Stuart he was in House of Pain

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    Met the muscliest creative director in the world.

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    (He really knew how to party back in the day)

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    I went a bit loopy in London.

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    I Won an argument.

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    I Got back into swimming again.

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    Found I still can’t play  football.

    Wrote odd corporate blog posts about milk.

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    Talked about the value of short shins.

    Won a pitch after walking into mirror.

    Began to pass on what I’ve learned.

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    Stayed in Liverpool’s first themed hotel.

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    Taught everyone to make tea properly.

    And started blogging, which led to meeting a lots of great people, and ‘virtually meeting’ even more.

    And I also worked with great bunch who let me fail enough times to become reasonable at this planning lark, and allowed me to be myself.

    A bunch of people whom you will never mock in my presence if you know what’s good for you.

    So then………

  • Mark’s running a free breakfast seminar.

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    It’s tomorrow (forgot to do this earlier, sorry Mark). I can’t go thanks to living Up North but you should if you can.

    In his own words:

    Hi Andrew,

    Hope you’re well. This is a bit of a long shot bearing in mind the distance and the ungodly hour, but I thought you might conceivably be interested in the following – would be great to see you if you can make it.

    Winning pitches with personality types – 22 November

    I’ll be discussing the Enneagram system of personality types, with Rebecca Caroe who specialises in new business development for agencies. We’ll be looking specifically at the application of the Enneagram to pitches – but I’m hoping that the implications for communication, collaboration, managing and developing people will also become clear.

    Further details are attached (Download winningpitches.pdf ) Please feel free to pass this on to any colleagues or contacts who you think would find it of interest.

    If you would like to know more about the Enneagram  of personality types,  you can download my free e-book ‘An Introduction to the Enneagram’ here.

    best,
    Mark

  • If you haven’t read Mark Earl’s Herd yet, you should. It’s about time someone wrote a planning-ish book that argued for a new approach that was more than a long creds document.

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    And being a geek, I found the first bit fascinating. He uses science to argue that humans are social creatures buy nature, individualism is just another smokescreen. We con ourselves (in the west that is) into thinking we’re more different than we really are. Of course this has implications for marketers, but I want to talk about how it makes us useless at learning from others.

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    Human beings are doomed to repeat the mistakes they, and other people, have made time and time again. We never learn from our own folly, thanks to our memory being too selective – and this sense of ‘I’ rather than ‘We’.

    Our memories do not tell us the truth.  And other people’s recollection is just as post-rationalised. There’s only one option.

    This applies to research as well…….You only get a reliable account from people GOING THROUGH THE EXPERIENCE – but guess what? We won’t listen to that advice. We’re so sure we must be different to everyone else, we can’t bring ourselves to believe our experience will be the same as theirs.

    It’s true to say that everyone is an original of the species. Everyone’s DNA is about 0.1% unique. But that also means we’re 99.9% alike. However much you try and convince yourself, you’re really not that special!

  • The fact of my feckless, clumsy, absent minded tomfoolery will come as no surprise to people who pop here now and again. From locking keys in cars to spilling hot tea on my privates, it all happens to me. Frequently.

    But sometimes I think most of comes down to bad luck. Like this weekend, cycling to the butchers.

    4 miles there, mostly downhill to pick up some of the best sausages in the universe. So far so good.

    But there was a problem coming back – the seat had come loose and suddenly shot down to it’s lowest point, I lost my balance and fell off in a passable impression of Colt Seavers in the Fall Guy.

    This meant cycling all the way back standing up, mostly uphill, with two pounds of meat in my rucksack. My legs haven’t recovered yet.

    This kind of thing happens to me all the time. Maybe I’m cursed……

  • You should wantch this presentation from nine year old James. It’s from a special edition of Dragon’s Den for Children in Need, where young people pitch their idea to the hardbitten suits.

    His idea is to encourage children to look out for lonely kids and befriend them – and offer prizes in return. It may have been done before, but that’s not really the point.

    This very young man is tapdancer, and understands how being different can stop you making friends. Look at how he delivers it, think about how being all nice at that age can mean other kids will shun you,admire his bravery and I challenge you not to feel a lump in your throat.

  • Late night, early mornings, other people (clients) in charge of your career, no stratospheric pay, childish trade press.

    Why would anyone in their right mind want to join agency? Here’s why I have, and will stick around for a little while longer.  The passion that bleeds from every pore.

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    I’ve shared the agony, the ecstasy, I’ve shed blood, sweat, tears and other bodily fluids too. Along the way I’ve shared the passion too. I love the way this industry fiercely cares about what it does. Of course it should pay attention to it’s place in the grand scheme of things a little more – but I love the way this game passionately goes about it’s work, the way it likes to argue with itself over this theory, that process, that ad, that idea.

    We all know there isn’t one answer, but that just makes it more interesting. There’s stuff to really believe in, get inspired by, or voilenently fall out with.

    And that’s pretty great isn’t it?

  • So I’ve been given this new mobile phone from work. It’s this long slim Nokia. I didn’t want it, but there you go….

    Now the first thing I don’t like is the operating system, I’d grown used to Sony, this feels strange. If the manufacturers want you to switch, I wonder how they could ease this transition.

    But what I really don’t like is the way it FEELS. It’s too thin, too insipid, to insubstantial. I wonder how useful marketing phones could focus on how they feel rather than how they look.  A bit like the way you pick up and feel lots of pebbles for skimming before you decide on one that feels OK.

    And while I’m at it, I always drop mine, rubber to help me grip it would be nice.

  • Okay, after looking things to work on BEFORE the presentation, time to consider what might happen DURING.

    It does get a bit mixed up though, since most of how it will go on the day depends on what happens before it.

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    To start with, it’s paid off when I’ve found out as much about the people I’ll be front of as possible. If it’s a pitch, do everything you can to meet them prior to the big meeting. Like we said, you need to tailor your agenda to that of the people you’ll be talking to. That goes for the style of the slides you’ll put together, the props you might use, the way you dress and even the way you think you might behave in the meeting. You can’t change who you are, but you naturally show different bits of yourself to different groups of people all the time.

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    Like the way I speak in virtual code with my oldest friends, who will never take me seriously since they know me best….but for some reason the odd person at work thinks I’m grown up sometimes, and even listens to some of the things I say.

    I made a fatal error around a year ago in a pitch. We ‘d only seen the marketing director, not her board who would be there. She was bursting with ideas, full of oomph. So I put together something that was set at that frequency. Only to find it totally rubbed up her starched collar bosses who took in nothing we say since we hadn’t done any ‘powerpoint’ – lots of words on lots of slides.

    I have a completely different relationship with the Chief Exec of my biggest client next to the marketing director – and behave accordingly.

    And you cannot get out of doing the work.

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    1. Know what you’re going to say inside out. I find writing a leave behind – or writing the actual speech forces me to know it all back to front. That gets me out of doing slides that act as prompts for me, they add to what I’m saying, dramatize it in some way.
    2. That’s really important since it allows me to flexible, judge how the meeting’s going, allow for questions, leave stuff out, emphasizes different things. Working harder beforehand makes me more human in the meeting in other words. And that’s really important since no one wants to talked at, they want to interact. The more the whole thing ends up as conversation, the better. There are exceptions of course, some people will sit in silence until the end. But in most cases. the more you can allow for THEM wanting to talk too, the better.
    3. Another trick to use is presenting to other people. Poor Mrs NP gets it in the neck with this. She knows more about some of my projects than the rest of the team, since she has to listen to every presentation. If she gets it, since she’s totally fresh, I know I’m on to something. AND, there’s a weird part of out psychology that makes us incredibly empathetic. You may have noticed that sometimes you force people to listen to a really great song – but they don’t like, and it sounds different to you. That’s because you’re listening to it through THEIR ears. A similar thing happens in presentation. You suddenly know if something is too long, if a picture is lame etc. best to know that before the day!!
    4. And think hard about any props you might want to use. Just like the slides should complement what you say – can anything else help you drive it home? What stimulus? Film works great of course. I love the story of the Dove pitch, when they convinced the board that women wanted realistic models by showing interviews with their own daughters. When AMV convinced Sainsburys that people ‘sleepshop’ they filmed people totally oblivious to a man stalking the aisles in a gorilla suit. When I wanted to convince a bed retailer that their customers relationships with their bed was actually moments they were AWAKE in it, i showed them their customer’s own sketches of a perfect bed – in every case it was things that happened before you dropped, or after you woke up.

    Now all that BEFORE stuff will help make DURING go as well as possible. When you plan that well, you know you’re ready, you naturally become more confident. But there are things you can physically do during too:

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    1. Like we said, be a flexible as possible. The more open you are, the better.

    2. Be yourself. While you modify your behaviour for different people, you should never be something you’re not. I’m naturally shy, which plays into my favour as I come across as quite genuine. if I fake confidence, I look pompous and stupid.

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    3. Be passionate. Get interested in what you’re talking about, if people see you really care about what you’re seeing, if you like you believe in it, that’s half the battle.

    4. Be curious – the more you’re interested in what THEY think, the better. Always look for feedback, what their side of the story is. Sometimes people ate bursting to talk to you, rather than hear anything you say. Let them – they’ll love you for it. This works for nervous people like me, since I don’t have to say too much. Speaking last is a useful trick – you have some argument, some opinion to work against.

    5. Be grateful. Sometimes arrogance works – if you’re that good, you can pull off an attitude that’s about them being lucky to have you there. I’m not, and most are not either. If you look like you’re happy for the chance to be there, you show some humility and deference, the better.

    And there are some physical things you can do – largely around removing barriers between you and them. The more you form a unit with them, the better.

    • Break the ice. How you do that is up to you- I’m useless at small talk, and I’m not very funny, but if you are you’re lucky. So I start taking the piss out myself as soon as possible – or show something entertaining from popular culture they’ll like that sets up what I’ll talk about.
    • Use your eyes. The more eye contact you make, the more you’ll get them to trust you.

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    • Include everyone. Don’t just talk to people who you consider important – you don’t always get it right. And in some cases, the chief exec’s PA can be the most important person in the room.
    • Mirror body language. Invaluable for pulling, so they tell me, but also for this stuff. It puts people at ease. They won’t know why they like you, but they do.
    • Talk slow……you always talk faster than it sounds in your head. Slow it down. And speaking slightly slower gives an illusion of gravitas.

    Now all this level of preparation should help confidence, and being nervous isn’t all that bad anyway. The rest will come with experience. So every chance you get to practice, I suggest you use it. The most unimportant thing you can find is a good start, or a little chunk of a bigger presentation. The more yo do, the better you get.

    I really hope this helps. Good luck!

  • You would expect me to support Ben’s plea for a decent cup of tea when he visits other people’s offices. And if course I do. But not just because a decent cuppa makes my world go around (which is does – simple I am).

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    You can tell a hell of a lot about a place by the way it makes tea for visitors. From the massive corporate company that serves drinks from the machine in those plastic cups, to another behemoth that still has the tea lady. Not to mention the nice little place that warms the pot and always has Jammy Dodgers.

    These things really worry people when they start a new job too. is the money good? Fine. Will the work be interesting? Fine. Now, what’s it like to work there?

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    Those little un-thought of things that shape the true fabric of your working day, like how do you get a good cuppa,  really  matter on the first day Of course you want your job description, your objectives and the background to the clients and all that, but what you really want is your bearings.

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    Where is ITdepartment? Are they human? What buttons do you press to get them to fix your frozen screen?  When do people tend to leave the office – is a presenteeism type place? Where do people go for lunch (do they take one?), where are the gossip hotspots? Who are the people in traffic it’s best to make friends with? Is there a sandwich van in the morning? Who knows all the gossip? What are the little cliques?

    And so on. These are the kind of things you forget about in a place you’re used to – you only appreciate their worth when you have to learn them all over again.

    Speaking of office gossip…………

    You don’t want any needless nastiness, but as long as it’s relatively good natured, gossip forms a kind of corporate glue, allowing pockets of people to bond. It also lets people give off steam in  more benign way, instead of bottling it up and exploding all over your career.

    it does make me wonder if excessive emailing rather than chatting is eroding how gossip acts as a pressure valve. Any thoughts?

    Anyway, any job interview that involved stewed tea from  machine would see me leg it out of there as fast as my short shins could carry me.