• Lost

    One of my many shortcomings is a chronic sense of direction (Which didn’t really help back in the days of working on a supermarket – desperately searching for the new store sites that were not even on the map).

    But it’s turned into a funny kind of strength. Everybody gets lost from time to time, and when that happens I’m the man you want in the car. I’m so used to it now that, when everyone else is panicking, there’s me with this zen like calm….cool as cucumber.

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    (I knew I’d get to use this picture eventually)

    These days I just get to the general area and, somehow if I drive around enough, the destination appears. Like magic, or using The Force (or even chicken sexing?).

  • Went to a farmers market in Leeds last week. I didn’t intend to go wild, but the stuff on offer was far too exciting. No need to feel faintly smug or moral, just very hungry.

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    You can go to one these things to support local suppliers, be organic etc if you like. And I think that’s important these days. But to be honest, the food is so good and it’s so wildly interesting, simply loving food is a good enough reason.

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    I ended up with:

    6 buffalo sausages

    Salami

    1 pheasant

    2 partridges

    2 ostrich steaks

    1 box of feta stuffed olives

    2 calzone pizzas

    2 pancetta pizzas

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    And I just resisted wild boar, a steaming sandwich from the hog roast and every cut of meat you can imagine.

    Oh, and an ostrich egg that takes 1 hour to hard boil.

  • There’s so much great advice out there on this subject, I wondered if it was really worth doing anything on this. If I were you, I’d look at Russell’s bits here and here if you haven’t already.

    So yes, there’s lots of brilliant stuff about how to go about making a presentation GREAT – but there are not many basic guidelines on how to get started. And the more you put into working hard upfront, the easier it gets.

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    That’s what I want to talk about. Don’t expect any pearls about how to work with video, or wow the room (I wish I knew). Do expect some commonsensical starts. I think that’ll be helpful for two reasons:

    1. When you you start doing them you need to know where the hell to start. There are some easy ways to get you into flow of creating them.

    2.I’m selfish. I’ve slowly died in too many bad, boring presentations to not do this. And some of these are made by very confident people who have reveled in their own magnificence and not taken to time to write, and say, a whole lot less.

    First off, we’ll have a look at how to go about creating one. Another time we’ll look at some pointers on how to physically present – and how to put your slides together to help this.

    So you know you have to do one. It’s your first, you’re a bit nervous and you don’t know where to start. What you don’t want to do is make the mistake I made first time. I’d seen enough to have a good idea that it’s best to be succinct and not have tons of slides. So I thought it wouldn’t take too long to do and left it until the last minute. Very stupid. I presented an ill thought out mess.

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    You really need to give yourself time. But that doesn’t mean start off willy nilly either. It’s not like  a creative brief where it’s maybe best to start and then improve as you go along. You need to be really sure of what you’re going to say before you say it. The more effort you put into PLANNING what you’ll write before you write it, the better.

    I’ll explain in a sec, but before I do, a word on design. I’ll assume you’ll be using powerpoint. If so, don’t spend ages working on the style of the deck, finding the best pictures and generally making it look amazing…..at least not until you’ve decided what you want to say. You’ll end up a Baywatch presentation –  something lovely looking that has no interesting content whatsoever.

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    And don’t start just bashing out lots of slides either – you’ll end up with something far too complicated to have any hope of reducing it down again. It will be a mess, to quote Morecambe and Wise, "Singing all the right notes, not necessarily in the right order".

    I do it another way. No presentation is merely a report. You want something out of it…the people you’re presenting to do come out thinking something, and then doing something as a result. There will be some specific things you want to communicate to get this done. IN OTHER WORDS YOU WILL HAVE SOME OBJECTIVES.

    There will be some key things about these people that mean you’ll have to deliver in a certain way. Maybe they have some in built prejudices, a strong opinion, a way of thinking – there will be something. But they are a the barrier to you getting what you want out of your meeting.

    Write down what you’re objectives are. Write down what specific barriers the audience represent. It’s turning into a creative brief isn’t it? In fact, there is even a tone and manner. Of course you must be yourself, but the more you know about the kind of people you’re talking to, the more you can tailor to them.

    Then start putting down what you think you’ll need to say to remove those barriers and achieve your objective. Suddenly you have an agenda to you’re presentation, and the beginnings of a mind map.

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    Start looking at what links the chunks on the agenda together, what subject logically flows from one chunk to another. Magically you’re running order starts to emerge. You nearly have a plan for writing your presentation.

    But hold on. There are other things to consider. You need to start well and ending better.

    For the end……Psychologists have shown that people remember the end more than any other bit of an experience.

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    So write the end first – the ultimate point you want them to leave with.

    Now think about attention spans.  It’s really important to manipulate them, since they usually go like this:

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    Everyone’s up for it at the start, they’re listening, interested  -primed. Then they slowly fade away.

    So you need to get that vital info in the start, when you know they’ll take it in. Make it engaging, start really well – with that big point, the interesting bit that will grab them by the balls.

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    Take them up a notch while you’ve got them- they’ll take longer to come down. This is why I’m sometimes nervous about spending ages going over thinking before clients see the work – show the work when they’re really up for it!

    And look at you’re agenda…..how you can throw in things that will keep their attention pricking back up? Hopefully people in your presentation will feel like the dotted line, rather than standard behavior:

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    Tell them what you’re going to tell them

    Tell them (interestingly)

    Tell them what you’ve told them

    Does that make sense?

    Now, when you go about writing it, you’ll have a specific blue-print to follow. It will make putting it together easy, and trust me, by holding off bashing out slides, you’ll save loads of time and effort.

    Which gives you more time make it look as good as possible, and know it inside out. And the more you know, the less slides you need, and the more spontaneous you’;; look.

    As we’ll see next time, the trick of confidence isn’t being a born orator, it’s doing the work.

    As far as the actual content goes, if you can write less do so. When you have a first draft it will be too long, condense, edit, precis. And if you can say it with a picture rather than words, do it. But we’ll be tripping over into how to actually present if we go much further, so I’ll leave it there for now.

    Hope it’s helpful.

  • It’s here. The legendary Paul Colman has posted his second project here. Great project, great prize too. Good luck!

  • There hasn’t been much movement on that ‘to do list’ recently. This will be remedied very shortly.

    In the meantime, those people who want to know what’s happening with the Account Planning School of the web will be pleased know that the famous Paul Colman, now of Weiden and Kennedy, will be doing the next project very soon.

    And in the meantime, here’s a killer quote from Fred on the dangers of specialising: "To a man with  hammer everything looks like a nail". Genius!

  • "Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

    Arthur C Clarke

    That’s a proposition in need of brief if there ever was one……….

  • I’ve often wondered if gymns would keep their members for longer if they helped them to visit LESS. Like any relationship, it will stay fresh if you also do things with other people too.

    I spend a fair amount of time doing fit, sweaty things. I actually like it, but even I get a bit sick of it sometimes. Sometimes those classes they do help, being around other helps, so does someone motivating you to keep going does too (but the So Solid Crew track in the last spin class I attended does not).

    This week I cycled to the butchers, some of the hills were agony. But it was great feeling the wind in my hair (ha!).

    I chopped down two trees in our gardens and I could hardly lift my arms by the end..

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    I got some lovely sunshine, a lungful of fresh air, time to think and the satisfaction of a job well done.

    Can’t gymns have group classes for stuff like this?

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    But here’s a sunrise this week…….

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    …..and here’s a sunset from Sunday.

    Stuff like this is why I like living where I do. The last picture is from the front of my house. Walk 400 yards up the road and you get miles of fields and woods.

  • The Killers are a guilty pleasure of mine. I do know they started out watering down Joy Divison’s best ideas, and then followed by going all cod-Bruce Springsteen. I just like them okay?

    But I challenge anyone (Marcus) to say a bad word about Lou Reed (Metal Machine Music notwithstanding). The Velvets are peerless (and please don’t think The Velvet Underground and Nico is their only album. Listen to Loaded, in fact listen to the last track, Oh sweet Nothing, first), and much of his solo work, like New York is pretty great too.

    Anyway, I can’t stop listening to Tranquilize, their collaboration. It’s amazing.

  • This weekend was mostly spent working:

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    Ten cups of tea (made in the pot like it  should be)

    Four cups of coffee

    One rage at not saving my work properly

    One cat jumping on my keyboard

    Roast pork sandwich

    2 sore quads (pork was bought straight off the joint – from butchers 3 miles away, over very hilly terrain)

    1 pair of dirty combat trousers (spilled sandwich over them – clumsy as usual)

    2 plays of Rasberry Beret (12 inch version)

    1 panic crisis of confidence at 4pm Sunday (calmed down with bonfire and fireworks at in-laws)

    Confidence regained at 7.10am this morning

    1 bowl of homemade muesli

    30 pictures

    3 computers

    1 tired planner