• Another of those scary things the future is bringing may well be human telepathy. In Germany, Hans Peter Salzmann has been given a brainwave monitoring device that allows him to type out messages using nothing but the power of thought.

    Now it might be nice to actually have a quiet coach on the train that’s quiet, but imagine a world where we know what each other is thinking. What would it be like if people could see you’re thoughts before you’ve put them through a social filter?

    Diplomacy and maybe even lies are the glue that holds social relationships together (I don’t think you’re bum looks big in that dress my dear), imagine a world where they are impossible. Are our skins thick enough?

  • Rufus Wainwright’s Making Movies of Myself. The song’s good, but I like the interesting image he conjures about people unable to avoid creating scenes.

    If I made a movie about myslef it would have to be a Clouseau film. My lamentable clumsiness is legendary, and at least as catastrophic.. And my cat’s called Kato…

  • I like Deathly by Aimee Mann. For starters, it’s a great song, but I like it even more because this track is the inspiration for Paul Thomas Anderson’s Magnolia – one of my favourite films (but if course THE favourite is The Empire Strikes Back).

    By the way, Anderson also did Boogie Nights which contains my favourite film scene ever…

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    Back to Magnolia…It clocks in at over three hours, but it goes very quickly as it tells the story of overlapping broken lives in Los Angeles. Anderson lets each individual story breath while letting them intersect in all sorts of unexpected ways. This may be heresy, but I think it’s better than Short Cuts, and a million times better than the inferior Crash.

    I love the pace of the film, the way it builds up to at least three crescendo’s, I like the way he shows grace and courage in even the weakest and most fallible of us, but most of all, I like the way he asks us to consider coincidence v fate, along with and the necessity of love, and being able to give it.

    The acting is great too. Most surprisingly with Tom Cruise playing a sex guru(respect the cock).

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    He starts out as a cocksure macho type, but soon we see the hints of a pained past, the facade begins to subtly crack until we see a lonely, lost young man at his father’s death bed, a man who rejected him, whom he last taught himself to hate, begging him not to go away. It’s a beautifully restrained performance, amazing for HIM, and really gets to grips with the mysterious distance between fathers and their sons.

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    But back to Aimee Mann. Anderson loved ‘Deathly’ too. Most of all, he was intrigued with the line, "Now that I’ve met you, would you agree to never seeing other again". It’s the core of the song, the idea that someone can be so damaged, that they don’t even know how to accept kindness. From this he created a young, female cocaine addict, who has been abused by her father and sleeps with men for drug money. From there he created the lonely cop who eventually convinces her to let him love her, then her father who is also a famous game show host – and the TV company is owned by Cruise’s dying father.

    And so it goes, working outwards from the central inspiration. It’s a beautiful film, building to an epiphany where they all sing Mann’s Wise Up before they all reach a conclusion of sorts – some hopeful some with the possibility that they’ll be able to bear what may come now.

    Knowing where the film comes from doesn’t make it any better, but it’s nice seeing where people get their ideas.

  • This recipe is just ridiculously easy.

    You need:

    A decent size punnet of open cup mushrooms

    TBLSP on butter

    I clove crushed garlic

    teaspoon dried tarragon

    5 nests of tagliatelli

    Pr-heat the oven to 200 degrees

    Roughly chop the mushrooms – but not too small. But the butter in a bowl with the garic and tarragon, mix well until smooth.

    Put the mushrooms in a baking tray, smear all over with the butter mixture. Pop in the oven. It will take fifteen minutes for the mushrooms to roast and go all juicy.

    While that’s cooking, get a big pan, fill half full with water and bring to the boil. Then chuck the pasta in and cook until it’s soft with just  a little bit of bite – that should be around fifteen minutes from start to finish. Drain the pasta, put it back in the pan, empty the contents of the baking tray into it and toss well – on the heat for 30 seconds or so.

    If you’re feeling saucy, it’s worth adding a dollop if cream at this stage.

    Done. Bloody tasty, sod all washing up.

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    It was a talk about my one saving grace. That’s not public speaking, it’s swimming.

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    This is me on my first swimming trip to Germany. I was a shy wonky, awkward child. Hideously clumsy, not very good at sport, and pretty sickly. I was one of those kids that always had a bad chest, my Mum used tyo have to bash me on the back to get the snot out. A doctor suggested I take up swimming to sort my chest out, and amazingly, I was quite good at it. Next thing I know I’m training six hours a day and swimming all over the world. Finally I’d found a place where I didn’t look stupid.

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    I’m still shy. awkward and wonky, and I still swim. I don’t race anyone now, but since I can’t change who I am, I’ll never be good at anything but swimming, so I still do it – for the pure joy of doing something well. In everyday life, I’m Inspector Clouseau, in water I’m Fred Astaire.

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    You see I’m just made that way, I can’t help it – and the things that make me a good swimmer, also make me a physical idiot on dry land.

    1. Long armspan means you take far less strokes – you get there quicker. But long gangly arms get in the way when you’re not swimming.
    2. Long torso and short legs – most people with long bodies have long legs. Having little short legs on the end instead gives you a stronger propellor to push you along. But it also gives you an awkward centre of gravity and makes you VERY un-coordinated out of the pool.
    3. Lots of slow twitch muscle means you can convert carbohydrate into energy, using oxygen, that much better. This gives you more endurance, and there’s less build up of lactic acid in the muscle – that’s what usually gives you that burning feeling in the muscle, and makes it feel sore. But lots of slow twitch muscle gives you slow reactions in normal life- you’re body is always behind what it sees.
    4. Flexible joints mean you can put you’re body in more extreme shapes – leading to a more efficient stroke. But it leads to an ungainly gangliness too.
    5. A strong core helps the body withstand the whiplash from all that kicking and bending. It helps you twist and turn. But it also pushes that centre of gravity down, making you totter around when you walk.
    6. Being a bloody minded Northerner helps in general though – it teaches you to go on when you don’t think you can.

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    This is Edward Wynn, in the process of setting world record for the fastest tiddlywinks mile. He can’t help what he’s good at either. You see we’re all great some things, and not so good at others. We can’t help what those things are, which is what makes us all do different, and so interesting. I think we should celebrate that more.

    It said above the stage ‘to thine own self be true’, that’s really what the talk was about.

    Oh, and I liked Mark’s comment afterwards that I was really saying, "What makes you good also makes you useless".

  • Well, it finally happened. I’m not quite sure what to say about it all just  yet, except it was a wonderful day.

    Mark puts it very well here.

  • This book is very interesting. The main argument is that it’s worth considering that what we’ve lost, what we’ve forgotten is hugely important to who we are and how we got here.

    There are some things about my life I deeply miss, Grandparents, John Mcenroe in his prime, watching Pebble Mill with Mum, new episodes of Frasier, the shock of knowing Darth Vader was Luke’s father.

    I never think about these things much, but they make ME as much as new stuff I’ve picked up along the way. Not to mention the things I wish I was born in time for – that are lost forever.

    Maybe progress is as much about what we discard as what we gain. I’m not sure where to go with this, but I’m sure it will pop up in relation to something soon.

  • So it’s Interesting on Saturday. I’m getting more excited than is normal, and I want to enjoy the day as much as I can. This means I don’t want to miss out on meeting anyone – too many times I’ve rolled into a building and shyly hidden in a corner –   only to find out after that it was full of people I read everyday.

    So, I’m wearing THIS t-shirt (that way you’ll get my name right too).

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    See you there, and be patient if I appear more bumbling than usual, I’m getting the 7.40am train from Leeds.

  • Right second post. Niku Banaie from Naked is up to talk about how understanding basic human needs can keep your customers and employees happy and fresh. Since this is something I think is fundamentally missing from loads of thinking at the moment, I know I’m going to like this, and I do.

    (Incidentally, I spent this entire talk sitting next to Faris, not knowing who he was. There was also this foot next to my chair that turned out to be Russell’s).

    He thinks that if you continually look at how people are fulfilling (or not) they’re basic human needs, you see new opportunities for fresh ideas, you can anticipate what people want. They are; love, learning, giving back, simplicity and play.

    Love – there’s strong evidence that Web 2.0 is making us connected, but lonelier than ever. Social aptitude is suffering as a result. Apparently we need to be touched 3 times a day to feel healthy, no wonder the Guardian Online’s Soulmates is there most successful new media venture. And then there’s this.

    Learning – the way Web 2.0 links is together means we can learn from each other.Like Crowdstorm and Instructables. I’m getting very interested in bottom up systems at the moment and the way we all follow the herd’s recommendations. Like Amazons ‘people that bought this, also bought this’. Another bit clicks into place.

    Giving back – We all know that sustainability is becoming more important anyway. I liked the way Patagonia wants people to have fun but respect what we live in. I really like the idea that when their staff are banged up for ethical protects, it’s company policy to bail them out. Kiva is a peer to peer loan site, and you probably don’t need me to tell you about Freecyle.

    Simplicity – We’ve just too much stuff to deal with, new and improved is simply viewed as more complication! Google makes more appear less, so does Craigslist. The Ipod is a model of technical brilliance that ‘hides’ the technology and complication, like the 100 dollar laptop that HAS to be devastatingly simple.

    Three rules – SHRINK (easy to use) HIDE (looks simple) EMBODY (give off signals of quality and value)

    Finally, Play. It’s boring to think like adults all the time, sometimes we want to cut loose. Gymns are dull, why can’t they be more fun? Like the Nintendo Wii that simply looks like an antidote to hard core gaming to me, especially when you can great your own Wii Mii and get them do loads of stuff for no other reason than it’s a great laugh.

    Then is was the turn of Mike Butcher to talk about the effect of digital media on traditional media. Here’s a transcript of his speech, but there are some salient points that struck home with me. A new media turning things upside down is nothing new. The onset of print allowed insurgents to distribute information and organise in ways they never had before. Information of power – the greater its distribution, the greater the sharing of power and authority.

    Press simply has a smaller, cheaper and quicker competitor to deal with now – online. Like the way Craigslist totally undermines paid for classified advertising (so does Ebay). Now old media may be dealing well in parts, like Guardian Online, but it isn’t leading the way, at best it’s part of it.

    We’re going to see the old media continually squeezed by the new technical behemoths like Google, and the little niche start ups from the other side. It suggests a new model for media – take part and we’ll give you the space. Maybe the new model is less power at the top and more stuff coming up from the people on the ground. That bottom up theme again.

    Then is was Simon Sinek, Beeker, Faris and Steve Overman to discuss how to turn trends into insights, and how then to use them. Now, this conversation went on for a while, it even got a little heated. Here are the main points:

    There are way too many trends at any given time for you to try using. You need to understand who you are and what you do best in order to select what’s relevant and credible for you to tap into.

    In the end, trends are useless, and insight is something that makes them useFUL. The audience is really the creative team and the client – can you give them something which as a) genuinely happening or about to b) can them show them how they can use this to lead to fresh ideas, and new, useful, distinctive connections with their audience? In essence, does it shed new USABLE light on the subject?

    Beeker made a great point that you shouldn’t do something just because it’s fresh and new. Do what yo should, not what you can.

    Steve Overman made a point that insights can be uncomfortable for clients – new stuff usually is. It’s massive to be able to put yourself in the client shoes. I also think this stands for creatives too. Tools to use are finding a way to take the sting out of it, make it come from someone else (voxpops?) or maybe just have the balls to tell it like it is!

    Some good points about making it inspiring – Faris reminds us of the weakness of words v images and associations, Beeker talks of rich hooks – useful stimulus that makes it real for people. Simon Sinek makes a good point that much of marketing is manipulation – promotions and such, while the stuff that works in the long term is inspiration.

    In the end, I think they’re just saying is that an insight something new that resonates in a new way with the client culture and consumer culture (and agency!).

    And that will do for now. Third and last bit soon.