• 100_2527

    I’m getting demob happy. It’s PSKF tomorrow, them I’m off to Greece for a week with Mrs NP. I thought I’d leave you with one more recipe. It’s a goodun. BYEE.

    Top vegetarian one – Indian potato curry. It’s hot, spicy and not for tiny tots.  This serves 4.

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    2 tablespoons oil

    1 teaspoon cumin seeds

    1\2 teaspoon turmeric powder

    4 medium potatoes peeled and cubed

    1 teaspoon red chilli powder

    1 teaspoon coriander powder

    1/2 teaspoon garam masala

    1 teaspoon tamarind paste

    2 tomatoes chopped

    1 onion chopped

    I clove garlic chopped (pinch of garlic powder if you’re really pushed)

    1 cup water

    Heat the oil in a heavy bottomed pan. Add the cumin seeds and fry ’till they’re browned. Add the potato cubes and all the dry spices, mix well. Add the chopped tomatoes and water. Cook covered, stirring now and again (uncover first!), on a medium dry heat for about 5 minutes or till the spuds are cooked.

    It’s great on it’s own with a naan, or with rice. You can’t go wrong with boil in the bag rice which takes ten minutes – just start that off first. However, I MUST do something on making proper fluffy rice. You need some specialist ingredients for this, but once you have them in the house, you have them. I promise to do other stuff you’ll use them for.

    Bugger all washing up too.

  • You may have noticed I keep going on about heroes. Now David Beckham ISN’T one, for a host of reasons I shouldn’t need to explain. However, you’ve got to admire the way he’s bounced back again.

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    Back in 1998, after THAT World Cup sending off, he was probably the most hated person in the country. But in the space of a couple of years, he was national hero, admired as much for his iconic status as his free kicks.

    Today, after the humiliation of losing both his England and Real Madrid shirts, he’s the prime mover in Real’s return to form, playing the football of his life and back on the England squad.

    The man just seems to thrive on proving people wrong. He’s a living example on how best to channel resentment and the burning need to have revenge. Bearing a grudge and spending all your energies trying to get even doesn’t work. You may get to even the score, but you’re left with nothing. However, if you use that searing rage, channel it, to spur you on, to show people how wrong they were, it can motivate you like nothing else. And you’re not left with an empty shell at the end, you’ve done something great.

    Last week was an important week for me. A very hard one, but the end result was winning a pitch that put one or two demons to rest, some quite long term- mostly about proving some people wrong; about me and also some of the people I work with. And you know what? Now I couldn’t give a monkeys about one or two who helped me focus, if you know what I mean. I’m just proud of myself and the some of the people I work with. Pretty good that. Would the same result have come about without their ‘help’? I’m not sure, but they certainly helped me make sure damn sure it did.

  • Dr20evil20mini20me

    Famous Rob Mortimer has been searching for that elusive job for a (too!) long time. But he’d better get a move on since his little brother has started his own blog about branding and stuff. If it wasn’t for the fact that Junior is still a student, Mortimer should be very worried, not to mention the rest of us. As Palpatine said to Anakin, "We shall watch your career with great interest".

    Go take a look and tell him what you think.

  • Thanks to some personal problems, a dose of bad luck and a fair lack of talent, I didn’t get to work in a London agency when I graduated. After a spell as a gymn instructor, my first proper job was media sales at the Independent. And I hated it. There was one saving grace, and that was my ultimate boss, the editor at the time, Andrew Marr. He’s hero 4. to add to Rutherford, Matt Biondi and Agassi.

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    Marr is a kind, thoughtful man. He’s also a wonderful writer, but by his own admission, he was a hopeless editor.

    Basically he was in the wrong job. He’s a great, great journalist, but not so good at managing budgets and dealing with business people. When he was fired, it hurt pretty bad, but ever since then he’s gone from strength to strength. He was always one of the few people in the country who was in the political circle; when he went back to political journalism, he was simply doing what he was always meant to do. What followed was a long stint as BBC political correspondent, Radio 4 stalwart, programme maker, book writer (this book on journalism is brilliant, and I’m looking to forward to reading this history of postwar Britain) and nationally treasure.

    Now the keenness of his mind, the grace with which he writes and the wonderful, modest, ordinariness of the man would be enough, but in the end, he gets on the list thanks to the way he overcame a confidence crushing experience to bounce back more successful than ever before. He had the courage to admit he’d failed because he just wasn’t good enough at at it, and started again at something he was born to do.

    This has significant meaning for me, as a former, very average account man who went through something I still find it hard to talk about. But I was never going to be a happy suit, I was supposed to be a planner, not the best in the world, but it’s what I’m meant to do. I’m so happy I had the courage to risk the switch.

    Sometimes failure is the best thing that can happen to you. Not because it teaches you how to get better – sometimes it shows you CAN’T do better, you’re supposed to do something else. People like Marr are living proof that all it takes is courage. Put another way, be who you are.

    And on that note, I’ve got to be inspired by a funny looking bald fellow (someone came up to him and said, "You look just like that Andrew Marr bloke, you poor sod") who’s done alright. If you’ve ever seen me you’ll know what I mean.

  • So it’s getting on for 9pm and I’m waiting patiently for talk to someone about tomorrow morning’s pitch. The chinese takeaway is on the way, which helps the situation. So joy of joy’s I’ve got time to start the next planning basics post.

    And it’s on strategy. As with the other stuff, big chunks of this are from a luminary, Andy Edwards this time. But not all. There’s a good reason for that too, namely, when we did the APG Network, it was brilliant, but planning directors were a bit too keen to indoctrinate us into their particular school of planning. It was confusing at times when we just wanted a good start.

    By the way, I think that leads to THE best advice I could ever give. I’m sure you’ve met a creative team that’s hellbent on copying something they really love from the D&AD annual, but this can be a planning affliction too. It’s very tempting to look at some genius from the APG Awards or something and copy it. DON’T. Every client is different – so the strategy needs to be too. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be inspired by what’s worked in other markets though.

    So, strategy. I’m not going to dwell on the various planning models. Like I said about branding, at the basic level, the approach should really be the same – whatever the media. We’ll do being media neutral another time, but at the end of the day, an idea should be good enough for wherever you want to put it. Richard Huntington talks about generous ideas, meaning any discipline specialist can use it.

    This isn’t specifically about brand strategy or campaign strategy, or any other task. It’s about how to go about getting a good idea for whatever you’ve been tasked to do. We’ll cover the difference between brand positioning, vision and essence another time (but to be honest, like we said in brands, it’s always dangerous to get caught up in planning models. Rigorous thinking does not mean ticking boxes.

    So……..

    This my cat. She’s called Kato and she’s a genius strategist. 100_1826

    Like most moggies, she’s imperiously aloof most of the time. But just you wait until she gets hungry. Then she rubs herself against my ankles, or if she’s really desperate, she’ll roll on her back and stare up with the most loving experession a cat can muster. She knows I fall for a bit of affection every time. In other words, she knows what she has to do to make me do what she wants.Strategy is as simple as that.

    Look at this girl, sulking to get her way.

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    Simplistic but bloody effective. We’re all stategists you see, it’s instinctive.

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    A rose can be a strategy to inject a bit of romance, it can encourage someone to love you, it can say you’re sorry, it can even be a way to cheer yourself up. We know which one is right for the occasion without thinking.

    But information is not strategy. Just telling people something isn’t enough (but the right information helps). Your strategy uses the information in the most powerful way possible. Consider:

    Sale this weekend       v     Get in the wife’s good books

    Reduced by 50%          v     Look richer than you are

    Very safe car              v     You can be more aggresive

    New and improved      v     The original updated

    Longer opening hours v More time with the kids

    I think it all boils down to two simple things. Define what you need to do, then define what you need to do to get there. AND NEVER FORGET, your objective is NOT to ‘drive footfall’ or ‘increase sales’. It’s to understand what’s STOPPING people doing what you want and finding a way to change that – ultimately you’re looking for a response in someone’s head, then the physical end result will take care of itself.

    So as a definition, strategy is this:

    "How you’ll get to where you want to be". And for us, it’s a means to influence perception, so that people will THEN (AND ONLY THEN) buy, sell, visit more.

    So, to objectives. If you get this right, the rest becomes easy. You really have to work hard to understand the right question before you can solve it. Usually that means some form of research (we”l cover methodologies and stuff another time), it certainly means understanding everything you can about ALL the issues.

    For example, all that lovely Honda work only worked because they knew the problem wasn’t the quality of the cars, it was the dullness of the brand.

    Skoda had to get on a consideration list by stopping people taking the piss out people that might want to buy one. But they were not converting enough sales. It was only when they realised they needed to tell people more about the car that they turned things around. Or consider something I worked on this year. Selling beds. Dull I know and that’s the problem.

    We did some TV (and a sale ad to boot!) that got people to re-appraise the opinion that beds are dull – we forget how brilliant they are, and it’s not to do with sleep. It’s how much we look forward to little bed moments – a sleep in, reading in bed, a late night film, and it had an immediate effect with a sales uplift of 20%. No big sale flashes, no massive price points. Just creating a new connection between two things we aleady knew.

    Look at this objective by Henry Ford:

    "We plan to build a motor car for the great multitude. Everybody will be able to afford one and everyone will have one. The horse will have disappeared from our highways and the automobile will be taken for granted"

    He didn’t say, "Sell more cars".

    Now for a brief interlude. DO NOT expect it all to work like clockwork. It’s really annoying when someone has a great idea and they tell you, "It just came to me". But there’s a big truth in there. You’ll thrash things around, you’ll think so hard it makes your brain bleed. But it won’t come. Then you’ll sit in the bath, and BANG! it comes – it was so obvious wasn’t it? The moral? You have to give yourself time to get ALL the information, and to think hard. But it doesn’t stop there. You need to have the time to think about other stuff. That’s usually when it comes to you.

    And start, quickly. When I write creative briefs I don’t spend too long considering how to do, I just start writing. The first one is pretty hopeless, but then you start improving it. I think I’m saying that it’s not just a linear process, it’s pretty messy and it will get better as it goes along. That means hard work – it’s not lots of coffee, a bit of blogging and then EUREKA! It just isn’t, or not for me anyway. I find ideas hard unfortunately, but at least I’m in good company. When Einstein was asked why he didn’t have a notebook for his ideas he replied, " I don’t have many good ideas".

    So back to what I was talking about (is this my Ronnie Corbett post?). On yes, define the competitive context. By the way, that doesn’t just mean the competition in the category, it means the competition in life. Russell’s done a good video on how small brands really are in people’s lives. It’s bloody useful to remind cleints how insignificant what they’re selling really is to people, and what the REAL competition is.

    Take flowers. Nikki Crumpton did some genius work for the Flowers and Plants association where in one campaign, they found the competition was women waiting for someone to buy flowers for them, and in another, the competition was our cultural belief that flowers are for romance – when they are actually good for our health and wellbeing.

    But you do have to be different to your competitors too. There are so many markets where everyone looks and says the same stuff. I worked on a betting company once where weekly, I knew what the brief would be by looking at what their competitors had done in press – "Do that!". Find a gap in the market, find a market within the gap.

    And understand the context of what you’re doing. Is it a long term brand thought you’re after? Is it an evolution of something already in place? Or is it purely tactical? This will come from understanding the objective of course. And are you after a gradual shift in perceptions? Or are you after a an immediate great leap?

    What I’m saying is that the perfect strategy identifies the most compelling thing you can say, it locks down and owns that thought and it’s not just different to the competition, it undermines it. You’re winning a battle for the mind. These days when we have to earn attention, not buy, this is not an option.

    Before we move on to some pointers about how to go about this, I want to make a point about tone of voice. This doesn not get the attention is deserves. While some argue you need a single minded, brutally simple idea, and others go for complex ideas, you can’t get away from the fact that, just like body language v speech, it’s not the information, it’s how you deliver it. The casting, the images, the way the language is delivered, it all has to be true to the brand. Find it’s voice first. Then it’s easy (or easyER!). You just have to ask, "How can I use my brand to solve this problem". Get a conceptual person in your head, ask yourself what they would do to solve this problem, and how. Tone MUST be part of your strategy. Otherwise it’s just information.

    So – how do we go about it?

    1. The law of sacrifice – you cannot be everything to all the people all the time. Do only what you need to do for the people you really need to influence.You need to cover- 1. The market 2. The consumer 3. The brand. Start with what you know the least about, but be thinking about the others while you think about a specific, they can, and should, overlap.
    2. When you think about the competion, it helps to do market mapping. Actually do it on piece of paper. Put the brand in the clusters that suit them best. It gets you clear where you are and where you need to be. Is there new cluster that could be filled? How can you disrupt the current order? And remember, me-too is nothing. Best practice is the devil. Orange totally disrupted the technology market years ago with emotion – "The future’s bright". Nike did it by turning sports stars into rock stars. The Spice Girls did it by not being impossibly beautiful. Prince did it by being neither black or white.
    3. And you need to find the audience Bulls Eye. It doesn’t have to be a market shifting insight, but it does have to be something that sheds new light on what’s possible within the market. At all costs, find a problem in their lives you can solve that no one else can. And avoid falling into the trap of just replaying back what they already know. Conversely, it’s hard (but not impossible) to tell them something earth shattering. Because a) They won’t believe it and b) It usually won’t be true. It’s great to draw a new connection between two things they already know – but never linked before. Like linking the convenience of phones with self-organisation, or sofas and not having enough time with loved ones. And define them properly. I don’t mean just with demographics, although there’s not much point persuading the unemployed to shop at Waitrose, I mean how what you know about them will help you solve the problem. Compare this:

              Working class people on a budget.

             to

             People with more sense than money

             Or

            People looking for a hatchback car v People who don’t need a car to prove their success

    4. And as for the brand, the company or product…leaders defend, or lead. 2s attack number one. But 3s and challengers outflank the main battleground and carve whole new niches.

    Consider the relative strengths of the brand and it’s product and service – and weaknesses. Do you need to defend a weakness or focus on strengths? If you’re lucky enough to see the WK reel, you’ll notice it’s very strategic and process driven – because everyone knows they’re creative and they understand there’s a question mark (unfairly) in their rigour. I’d argue Alfa Romeo needs to find a balance between proving reliabilty and keeping it’s core strengths as a creator of objects of desire that defy common sense.

    5. And beware of logic. It has to make sense, but you’re in the business of communication. It needs to bring humans into the mix.

    6. Mind mapping is a useful trick to help you organise your thinking, draw new connections and see things a little bit differently.

    And a great way to frame your thinking is this:

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    Happy with a truth about the way you want to fit into people’s lives – a simple, universal truth. Then identify how the brand helps this happen. The thought is the summation of both. Like this:

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    Or this mine, don’t laugh:

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    PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASE don’t think of this as some rigid model, it’s just  useful start to how to frame your thinking. It gives you something to work on. Do not take it as a vote for brutal single-mindedness. You’re strategy needs a lot going on. That doesn’t mean it needs to be complicated, I think it needs to be a compression of lots of things a creative, media planner or anyone can then pull out and develop. You need to be able to see a lot of outcomes, not just one.

    But that brings me to my very last point (promise). How do you know if it’s great? Well, maybe great strategy is like great music, or a film. It feels right straight away and it’s too instinctive to define. I think there’s a lot in that, but my instincts will be different to yours, and also to the end consumer.

    I think it needs to be: differentiating, relevant, involving, credible and impactful.

    But also:

    • Water tight. I explain most stuff stuff to Mrs NP. If I can’t explain it to someone I talk to everyday, who knows what I’m thinking most of the time,  how the hell will it work for anyone else?
    • Works in a sentence – but don’t be satisfied by just that, it needs to feel expandable. Do you think it will work in a poster? What about a website? What PR would result from this. Can you think of at least five great ideas that would result from your strategy? Can you write a short film script from it (trust me this is very useful).
    • The competition will be surprised and scarabble to react.
    • It will impress your collegues. If you get, "Bastard, wish I’d thought of that", you’re on to something.
    • Do the overnight test. Things look very different in the morning. Does it stand up to a fresh eye – espescially yours?

    So there you go. Please take it as just some basic starts. Nothing more nothing less. I hope it shows you how you can organise your thinking at least.

    I hope it makes sense, sorry it’s so long. There will be some howling literals and typos, but I’m too tired to care. I promise to check later. It will give you a laugh at least.

  • Gi_jane

    It was a relief to discover that I’m not a poor man’s Bruce Willis after all. Rob was less than kind in confirming this though, and now he’s got his brutal colleague Andy calling me the GI Jane of advertising. It’s enough to make me take another blogging holiday. But I’ll just quietly plot revenge instead.

    As it happens, things will be a bit quiet around here for a few days anyway. There’s just too much to do.

  • Next up in the easy cooking stakes is Pea soup. I promised Simon this a while back, sorry it’s taken so long.

    This really is easy, and so tasty. Not to mention perfect for veggies. The sweetness of the peas really comes out.

    All you do is choose how much you want to make, choose the appropriate pan and fill it two thirds full of frozen peas. Use the best quality ones you can find.

    Pour in enough boiling vetetable stock (from a cube is fine) to fill up the pan and a good sprinkle of dried mint and a dash of salt and pepper. Bring it to the boil and simmer for 5 minutes.

    Put it all in a blender and blitz until it’s all smooth.

    That’s two pans, ten minutes and you’re done. Simple.

    For non-vegetarians, try using ham stock instead and throw in four or five rashers of smoked bacon. There is nothing finer then bacon, pea and mint soup just cooked in my humble view. If you’re feeling saucy, adding a little bit of cream to your bowl, or even some parmesan really works well.

  • Forget Kevin Bacon, people just keep cropping up.

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    This week I was chatting to an art directing freelancer I used to work with. She was telling me how her writer is pregnant, and we caught up on running swimming and other stuff.

    She knows Simon really well, and Gemma – both Northern Planning summit regulars. I used to work with Gemm, who used to work with my creative director. Meanwhile, another freelancer has just finished working for my old creative director and knows Simon too. Not to mention a meeting at another another agency a couple of months back where we ended up discussing Stuart, who used to work there.

    This industry I work in is small, and old acquaintances  pop up in the least likely places. This means that if you’re good, lots of people get to know (of course if you’re not, they’ll know that too). God knows how blogging affects this.

    It also means it’s wise to be nice to people. Isn’t life too short for grudges anyway?

  • Psfk

    Piers from PSFK has been kind enough to ask me to come their London conference on 1st June. If you can make it would be well worth your while – just look at the speakers below. If you can’t I’ll be posting about it anyway. In any case, their site is always well worth a visit.

    PSFK Conference offers a morning of trends and inspiration and an afternoon of new marketing ideas. Speakers and panelists include Russell Davies, George Parker, Hugh MacLeod, Regine Debatty, Iain Tait and Faris Yakob. Details here: http://psfklondon.eventbrite.com.

  • I’ve been accused of looking like a poor man’s Bruce Willis in this picture.

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    They’re wrong aren’t they? Say they are. Please.